The Divine Steps - The How-To

We suggest starting with a relaxed body and a clear mind befitting of a man about to step into his future... and remember to have some fun!

Begin by placing the head of your penis into the Serpent Saver (included with each system) and feed the other end of the Serpent Saver through the Comfort Sleeve. Some lubrication is helpful for this next step (we suggest a natural water-based body moisturizer): Using the Serpent Saver, pull your dong through the Comfort Sleeve until the head is exposed. Remove the Serpent Saver, and with your Divine Cloth (also included with each system) gently but firmly grab the head of your roger while, simultaneously, sliding the Comfort Sleeve toward the base of your third leg. Holding the Comfort Sleeve in position, begin "milking" the taint forward through the Comfort Sleeve... you know, pushing that hidden dick you've been trying to get to since you first discovered your trouser snake.

Watch this [video coming soon] for a walk-through.

Jokes aside, utilize this simple method: the fingers are placed behind the testicles and the remaining penile muscles (not the testicles) are massaged to swell the head and shaft of the penis. Blood and muscle are trapped toward the head and shaft triggering the stimulation of new cell growth.

Try to resist the urge to play with it (you will be tempted!) Your Divine Weight will (naturally) slowly move into position (toward the head) during the course of the day. Don't be alarmed by this.... instead, go look at yourself in the mirror and prepare to be amazed! Can't resist playing with it? The perfect time to adjust it is each time you urinate; just adjust it back into position and continue your day as the badass you are.

Our experience has taught us that it's good to start slow. Begin wearing your Divine Weight (with or without The Game Changer) for a couple hours a day for, say, a week and work up from there. Listen to your own body and you'll know when you're ready to progress. Also from my own experience: get used to using the facilities and know that sometimes the first urination after putting it on can feel the same as trying to pee with a hard-on. The Divine Weight is easy to get used to and you'll soon forget you're wearing it... until you don't have it on and then you'll miss it! After the first few days (and, most importantly, when you're body is ready) you can slowly begin wearing it for longer periods at a time and adding Weight Rings (add these to the Comfort Sleeve before putting on your Divine Weight). About a month-ish is the average amount of time before most guys have worked up to wearing a full set full-time. Listen to your body, though. This is not a race but consistency is key. This is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle.

NOTE before you begin your new lifestyle - it can be scary for a first-timer. Remember: RELAX and you will become flaccid and your Divine Weight can be easily removed. If relaxing isn't your thing, try thinking about baseball in Antartica or doing your taxes.